College Football Betting Picks for Tuesday, October 17th 2023

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Rusty’s College Football Betting Picks for Tuesday October 17, 2023

What a great time to be alive. We officially are in the peak of fall football where we have a game everyday for something like 52 straight days. I, for one, will bet on football every night because it’s in my destiny to do so. October Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday college football is electric. It’s absolute chaos. So let’s look at Tuesday’s games.

Enter obligatory warning here: *This is not real betting advice. Don’t take anything I say seriously. Yes I will be taking these picks but if you want smart picks check out the other guys. This is all satirical and to add a bit of entertainment to the Happy Hour Team. There’s a good reason I’ve had to reset my Action Network picks every few months.*

MTSU @ Liberty -14 ; total: 54.5

The first game of TNF takes place at the second largest soaking school in the country, Liberty University. Liberty comes into this game @ 6-0 and 5-1 against the spread. This should be an absolute blowout of a game. Especially when the crowd gets behind them, all rowdy off 3 root beers and 2 sprites.

There’s nothing better then Lynchburg VA on a game day and all the 19 year old married couples walking around (still not allowed to be within 2 feet of the opposite sex on campus) ripping shots of holy water to prep for Middle Tennessee State

The pick: Liberty -14 (1u)

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WKU @ Jacksonville State +7; total: 61

Am I the only person that forgot that not only is Rich Rod alive but the coach of Jacksonville State? That blew my mind when I was “researching” this game. The QB for Jacksonville State’s name is Logan Smothers vs Austin Reed from wku. 1 point JVST.

WKU is the Hilltoppers (what we called mogo in high school) vs JVST being the Gamecocks. 1 point WKU.

JVST mascot is a gamecock and WKU has big red. Google WKU football mascot. Big red looks like a pedo. Point JVST.

That’s 2-1 JVST.

The pick: JVST + 7 ; sprinkle ML

Southern Miss @ South Alabama -17; total: 53

This game has Tuesday night grossness written allllll over it. This game just screams chaos. USM is 0-5 against the spread and straight up the last 5 games. South Alabama is 3-3 this year 2-4 against the spread. Yuck.

17 points just may be too much on a Tuesday night.

The pick: Southern Miss +17

This is an article written by Rusty