Hall of Fame Game

This is an article written by Rusty

One of the best gambling nights of the year is back with the Hall Of Fame game. FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY.

If you haven’t read my intro article check it out here

Check out my twitter (@rustyHHsports) for more hot takes. Plus, I’m giving away my super mega whale 69 unit play of the week once I hit 10 followers.

Enter obligatory warning here: *This is not real betting advice. Don’t take anything I say seriously. Yes I will be taking these picks but if you want smart picks check out the other guys. This is all satirical and to add a bit of entertainment to the Happy Hour Team, please don’t listen to me. There’s a good reason I’ve had to reset my action network picks every few months.*

For the first game of the season we have a battle between two historic winning franchises the Browns and the Jets.

Please don’t listen to the nerds that say don’t bet on this game because it’s too unpredictable. C’mon football is back you have to have a little action on this!

Biggest things to consider:

This is basically a home game for the Browns. Cleveland is only an hour away from Canton. Also legend Joe Thomas is being inducted to the HOF.
The QBs are the Milf Hunter Zach Wilson, Tim Boyle, and Chris Streveler for the Jets and Josh Dobbs, Dorian Thompson-Robinson (electric rookie from UCLA) and Kellen Mond for the browns
The under is 7-3 the last 10 HOF games

Obviously this game is going to be sloppy and disgusting. But it’s football nonetheless. To me, the most important factor is the QBs going head to head. I have to assume the Jets QBs play will be better. Although Zach Wilson sucks as an NFL QB in the regular season, he was still a starting QB in the NFL. Which puts him talent wise, above the rest of the guys. I’m sure he’ll only play a series or two, but against backups on defense he should be able to at least get a score. Next we have Tim Boyle. Who, according to some random unverified sources I saw on Twitter, is apparently a preseason monster and had a game in 2019 with 6tds and 0ints (someone please verify that). Lastly, the undrafted Streveler is a dual threat Qb.

For the Browns I’m very excited to see DTR play but Josh Dobbs and Kellen Mond are total chodes.

ML play: GIVE ME THE PLUS SIGN JETS BABY. THE RODGERS FUCK YOU TOUR STARTS THURSDAY. If you know a women aged 27-48 in the Canton area please let them know Zach Wilson is on the prowl.

Total: O33 (take it all the way up to O69)

First of all, can you imagine hating your life so much that you bet the under on the first NFL game of the season? Are you serious? How can you look yourself in the mirror and call yourself a degenerate if you bet the under on a HOF game. C’mon guys.

Also, I’ve already explained the Jets Stellar Qb play in this (did you see that I said Tim Boyle had a preseason game that he might have thrown 6tds) and I think DTR has a chance to have some exciting big plays and get on the scoreboard.

Final predictions: Jets 24- Browns 14

Rusty’s picks: Jets ML (1u); O33 (1u)